My wife says I should be more like Man U .........

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The Mrs asked me last night if I could be more like Manchester United during sex.

What do you mean? I asked.
'Stay on top for ages then come 2nd.' :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink:
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She should've asked u to be more like Carroll -> Takes forever to SCORE !!! Besides, also good in HEADing !!!
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No she'd probably choose Torres - takes for ever to get it in then then comes in little spurts before a big rush at the end. :oops:
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Old Master wrote:The Mrs asked me last night if I could be more like Manchester United during sex.

What do you mean? I asked.
'Stay on top for ages then come 2nd.' :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink:
considering city have been top for 32 outta 36 weeks its not that funny

seems your missus dont mind the sloppy seconds then
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it funny when united fans dont understand jokes
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Le King wrote:
Old Master wrote:The Mrs asked me last night if I could be more like Manchester United during sex.

What do you mean? I asked.
'Stay on top for ages then come 2nd.' :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink:
considering city have been top for 32 outta 36 weeks its not that funny

seems your missus dont mind the sloppy seconds then
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Typical touchy United fan - can't take a joke, has to ark up and then just embarrassed himself.
Never argue with an idiot - they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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When I get laid I like to be like Wigan. Nobody watching.
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Blueblood wrote:When I get laid I like to be like Wigan. Nobody watching.

does that mean in the bathroom alone chardonnay?
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No, that's training.
I was talking about match days.
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12 titles in 20 seasons, isnt that 60 percent on Top only 40percent not top!!!
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barcabarcabarca wrote:it funny when united fans dont understand jokes
is an in-built trait
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*19 years top out of 134 I thought?

Whereas Liverpool 18 years top out of 120.

Don't they teach you maths and History at school these days?

*This calculation is of course not confirmed as it could well be 20 out of 134.
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Old Master wrote:The Mrs asked me last night if I could be more like Manchester United during sex.

What do you mean? I asked.
'Stay on top for ages then come 2nd.' :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink:
Is this joke a bit like you....premature?
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NickyTanner wrote:
Old Master wrote:The Mrs asked me last night if I could be more like Manchester United during sex.

What do you mean? I asked.
'Stay on top for ages then come 2nd.' :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink:
Is this joke a bit like you....premature?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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