Sledging

[Fresh Football]

What's the best sledge you've heard while playing football and what is off limits?

[Los Del Eague]

"you're just a bottle of shiraz tampon, in for a week and out for a month"

was the best I've heard

The wife/gf, mother and kids are out of bounds, everything else is fair play
nothing in it, I've done it and been the recipient, always shook hands after
the game.

[Ernie Cooksey]

Not really a sledge, but something that gave a few of my team mates a good ol laugh:

Me: yeah you won't say boo to him will you mate, you'd rather pick on the kid that still goes to school, hey?!!
BOSA forward: mate, I go to school.
Me:

[Fresh Football]

I know this is not football, but the reason why I don't think mums are off limits...

Cricket Australia teammates specialised in "mental disintegration", but occasionally their opponents got the upper hand in the battle of the banter. Glenn McGrath once said to Eddo Brandes "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?", to which the Zimbabwean replied "because every time I sleep with your wife, she gives me a biscuit." Brandes 1 McGrath 0.

[Stevie.G]

My mate told bout this ripper

Assistant Coach: "Hey ref, I want to make a sub"

Ref: Waves for the assistant coach to make the change

Assistant Coach: "Yep, you for the linesman"

[The Toffees]

Another cricket one that always makes me laugh :

Rod Marsh to Ian Botham as Botham came to the crease "How's your wife and my kids?"

Without batting an eyelid Botham replied "Wife's fine, kids are retarded"

[robinfriday10]

remember a game at the cove in the early nineties and a drunk female cove supporter giving one of our players grief all day(he gave a bit back during the game), end of game she gives him a serve to which he replies " tuck your string in ya mucky cow" , husband not happy with comment runs at player only to wear one square on the chin and flat on his back. Doesnt always pay to sledge

[HailHail]

Another cricket belter:

Steve Waugh was playing a shield match Vs south Australia, he was taking his time to face the bowler and Jamie Siddons yelled out "cmon, it's not a test match" and Steve Waugh replied with "I know, because you're here!"

[HailHail]

Heard an absolute cracker at hindmarsh early in the season, John Mckain (still captain at the time) coughed up the ball and Adelaide united conceded because of it, when a bloke stood up behind me and yelled out "the popeye has had better captains ya C.U.N.T" hahahahahaha

[DOC]

Another cricket belter:

Steve Waugh was playing a shield match Vs south Australia, he was taking his time to face the bowler and Jamie Siddons yelled out "cmon, it's not a test match" and Steve Waugh replied with "I know, because you're here!"

if only siddons had played for nsw

[Hatchet Squad]

Worst one I've heard came from a referee last year. We were playing Maiwand at home and had just scored. Two maiwand forwards were waiting to take the resulting kick off and told the ref to hurry up with the whistle. The ref just looked up to the sky and said ALLAH. Needless to say one o their players was far from happy.

[Paraboy 001]

Hey ya fat C%nt

Reply

I'm only fat because every time i F$ck your wife she makes me a sandwich

[Rodent]

There will be many a Sledge thrown both on & of the pitch this Sunday between the Gardens and the Mong Maroons ..!! It's always one of the highlights of the day

[Left Right Out]

Years ago playing for Elizabeth City VS Croatia - We were asking the Croation players when a corner was being taken "WHAT PART OF SERBIA IS YOUR FAMILY FROM" a few guys arced up but one just said "F OFF Bread Thief" I thought this was quite funny.

Heard the guys behind the Downs goal a few years ago when there ressies were playing Polonia in the cup Polonia were dwn about 5 nil they put a through ball towards the clubhouse end the Polonia player chased the ball and chased hard but it just beat him to the line and went out....from behind the goals came "I bet if it was a boat you would have caught it"

Inters keeper years ago cant remember his name? Ryan Kent? Unsure, he looked a bit like Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard) he used to cop a bit of grief from opposition crowds!

[legga]

There will be many a Sledge thrown both on & of the pitch this Sunday between the Gardens and the Mong Maroons ..!! It's always one of the highlights of the day

Thats if you can call a parafeltch one syllable grunt a sledge, bit hard to talk why your tongue is licking a window.....

[ontheblackburner]

A-League sledge - When Ante Covic was marquee for Newcastle Jets in Season 1/2, he let in a soft goal against AUFC and my mate stood up and yelled:

"Hey Covic, you're the worst marquee I've ever seen and I used to live in a tent!"

Cue laughter for a solid 5 minutes - even Covic smiled.

[swannsong]

We have a Sladj playing for Knights

[PDog]

Heard an opponent having a crack at the ref one day, something along the lines of "You are the worst ref i've ever seen".

Ref comes back with something like "If i was any good, i wouldn't still be ref'ing at this level".

Simple, but effective.

[bazCFC4life]

A-League sledge - When Ante Covic was marquee for Newcastle Jets in Season 1/2, he let in a soft goal against AUFC and my mate stood up and yelled:

"Hey Covic, you're the worst marquee I've ever seen and I used to live in a tent!"

Cue laughter for a solid 5 minutes - even Covic smiled.

i li ke that

[gee_kay]

A-League sledge - When Ante Covic was marquee for Newcastle Jets in Season 1/2, he let in a soft goal against AUFC and my mate stood up and yelled:

"Hey Covic, you're the worst marquee I've ever seen and I used to live in a tent!"

Cue laughter for a solid 5 minutes - even Covic smiled.

i actually remember that

[Fresh Football]

love 'em lads, keep 'em coming!!!

I reckon people are getting too precious these days - nothing wrong with a bit of banter...

[ontheblackburner]

There was the one were one of our lads was wearing pink laces with his boots and someone from the Downs was giving it to him.

Our boy turns around and goes, "My mum has breast cancer - you got a problem?"

His mum is perfectly okay but the reaction from the Downs players/fans was priceless

[Wraith]

There was the one were one of our lads was wearing pink laces with his boots and someone from the Downs was giving it to him.

Our boy turns around and goes, "My mum has breast cancer - you got a problem?"

His mum is perfectly okay but the reaction from the Downs players/fans was priceless

Wow.

Would've been priceless but that's a ridiculous thing to say.

[Rodent]

There will be many a Sledge thrown both on & of the pitch this Sunday between the Gardens and the Mong Maroons ..!! It's always one of the highlights of the day

Thats if you can call a parafeltch one syllable grunt a sledge, bit hard to talk why your tongue is licking a window.....

Ahh Legless the Marauding Mong .... you talk perfect english through that toothless mouth of your too !!!

I have just worked out how you are paying for your players this year !!! You Mongs have done a deal with the Tooth Fairy !!!

[legga]

[Ahh Legless the Marauding Mong .... you talk perfect english through that toothless mouth of your too !!!

I have just worked out how you are paying for your players this year !!! You Mongs have done a deal with the Tooth Fairy !!! [/quote]

Yeah I heard you like most of your men with no teeth for some reason...way to go gobby...

[Rodent]

[Ahh Legless the Marauding Mong .... you talk perfect english through that toothless mouth of your too !!!

I have just worked out how you are paying for your players this year !!! You Mongs have done a deal with the Tooth Fairy !!!

Yeah I heard you like most of your men with no teeth for some reason...way to go gobby... [/quote]

Lol no that what ur boyfriend tells you !!
Will enjoy having a pale with you at the game
come see me in the beer van!!

[PASC]

Years ago playing for Elizabeth City VS Croatia - We were asking the Croation players when a corner was being taken "WHAT PART OF SERBIA IS YOUR FAMILY FROM" a few guys arced up but one just said "F OFF Bread Thief" I thought this was quite funny.

Heard the guys behind the Downs goal a few years ago when there ressies were playing Polonia in the cup Polonia were dwn about 5 nil they put a through ball towards the clubhouse end the Polonia player chased the ball and chased hard but it just beat him to the line and went out....from behind the goals came "I bet if it was a boat you would have caught it"

Inters keeper years ago cant remember his name? Ryan Kent? Unsure, he looked a bit like Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard) he used to cop a bit of grief from opposition crowds!

Lol i remember the Polonia game... non of us got it to start off with as we all fly to Aus... i think it ended up 8-1 or something...

[ikon]

" you have the 1st touch of a rapist"-

Player 1- I f*8cked your m**um last night ..
Player 2- she's dead...u sick fu**k..

Player 1 was having a nightmare of a game and suddenly calls for the trainer- saying he's feeling dizzy..
Trainer comes out and says- how many fingers am i holding up ?
Player 1:- says 5
Coach: says nah mate 4 and a thumb- get him off...

[Željko Jurin]

Growing up as a kid, watching games at Hanson Reserve, and one of the old Cro's yells out in his thick accent to an opposition player ....

"go faaark your mother for Mothers Day"

[egg and chips]

Harry Redknapp to John Hartson "You've got more previous than Jack the Ripper"

While not a sledge, this great comment was made by the Partick Thistle manager when he was informed he had a player who was concussed and didn't know who he was "tell him he's Pele and send him back out there"