Sledging

[Caretaker Coach]

Never very good at sledging, did like it when people did it to me to try and put me off, it actually had the opposite effect.
It would fire me up to try even harder, usually end up getting the better of my opponent.
Eventually people would say whatever you do dont want to fire him up or sledge him.

[East Boy]

Can't go past the knights boys and calling both Saggs boys gobbledock! Everytime one got the ball they would do the gobble gobble gobble gobble. Couldn't help but laugh!

Swifty cops a fair bit about his hair, s€it locks etc hes learned well to cop it sweet & use it to his advantage

[DOC]

Can't go past the knights boys and calling both Saggs boys gobbledock! Everytime one got the ball they would do the gobble gobble gobble gobble. Couldn't help but laugh!

Swifty cops a fair bit about his hair, s€it locks etc hes learned well to cop it sweet & use it to his advantage

best one was at vista this year, got called 5 head as its too big to be a fore head

[DOC]

last game last season against viking, a vista forward and a larger vikings defender were having words for most of the match, with the ball down the other end the vista player starting running around him for exercise

[Knight15]

I remember last year Vista 9 stepping up to take a free kick and someone in the wall says " shiraz me I hope he doesn't get his body behind it" the wall cracked up and he scored!

[Lucas Leiva]

Not really a sledge but many moons ago when a youngster we were up 2-0 at half-time, and our coach in a thick Greek accent just rips into the other team with "they f**k your mothers, they f**k your sisters, they f**k your brothers and they f**k your fathers, you go out there and f**k them!" We laughed so hard for the next 45 mins we lost 5-2.

[Journeyman]

Would have been the late 80's, I was playing for Pooraka against PHE in Div 2. Can't remember the actual name of the guy but he had an unfortunate run in with a pile of steaming dog turd that must have been deposited by the biggest german shepard ever. For the rest of the game he tried unsuccessfully to remove all traces from his legs, shorts socks and boots. Needless to say the Pooraka boys and most of his team mates took advantage of his dilemma. No one wanted to go near him unless they had to and at every corner kick, the remarks were flying thick and fast

[coutinho10]

Downs V Florina , female supporter yells to me "Go back home you stinky garlic yiros eater"

My reply " Here's $20 bucks go buy some teeth and i'll share my yiros with you before i go home."

[Clever Trevor]

Would have been the late 80's, I was playing for Pooraka against PHE in Div 2. Can't remember the actual name of the guy but he had an unfortunate run in with a pile of steaming dog turd that must have been deposited by the biggest german shepard ever. For the rest of the game he tried unsuccessfully to remove all traces from his legs, shorts socks and boots. Needless to say the Pooraka boys and most of his team mates took advantage of his dilemma. No one wanted to go near him unless they had to and at every corner kick, the remarks were flying thick and fast

Lmao

[Mister Miyagi]

Suck shít.

[legga]

Dave Radford in goals for the downs, some guy burst clear and goes one on one with him, dave shouts "come on you fat f**ker" moves out to the 8 yard mark, guy proceeds to spray the ball 10 feet over the bar.....

[Paleon Patros Germanos]

Not really a sledge but many moons ago when a youngster we were up 2-0 at half-time, and our coach in a thick Greek accent just rips into the other team with "they f**k your mothers, they f**k your sisters, they f**k your brothers and they f**k your fathers, you go out there and f**k them!" We laughed so hard for the next 45 mins we lost 5-2.

I thought we were two nil down at half time. And came back to draw or win?

[jackdogs]

At a Centrals V North Adelaide game a few years ago the doggies up by about 15 goals and someone yells out, "I thought witches hats were orange".

[The Kings Jesta]

When someone is using all their creative intellect to come up with things like f'''k head or you fat c''t and so forth, i always like the retort of: oh, you're that special guy who's number matches his IQ... usually goes over their head though (=point proven).

Another cricket one:

Not sure who was bowing (Englishman i think) vs west indies. Viv Richards in bat, bowler puts a few past him with no swing by Viv. Bowler holds the ball up and says "it's this round red thing mate...!"
Next ball Viv hits it out of the ground and replies "well seeings as you know what it looks like you should be able to find it"

[God is an Englishman]

Another cricket belter:

Steve Waugh was playing a shield match Vs south Australia, he was taking his time to face the bowler and Jamie Siddons yelled out "cmon, it's not a test match" and Steve Waugh replied with "I know, because you're here!"

if only siddons had played for nsw

I take it you didn't rate him then.

Wasn;t his response, well at least I'm the best batsmen in my family.

[God is an Englishman]

I know this is not football, but the reason why I don't think mums are off limits...

Cricket Australia teammates specialised in "mental disintegration", but occasionally their opponents got the upper hand in the battle of the banter. Glenn McGrath once said to Eddo Brandes "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?", to which the Zimbabwean replied "because every time I sleep with your wife, she gives me a biscuit." Brandes 1 McGrath 0.

Wives as well

McGrath to Sarwan - What doesn't Brian Lara's grenache tast like?
Sarwan - I don't know, ask your wife.

[HailHail]

Another cricket belter:

Steve Waugh was playing a shield match Vs south Australia, he was taking his time to face the bowler and Jamie Siddons yelled out "cmon, it's not a test match" and Steve Waugh replied with "I know, because you're here!"

if only siddons had played for nsw

I take it you didn't rate him then.

Wasn;t his response, well at least I'm the best batsmen in my family.

I think the sledge you're thinking of here is during the ashes and mark Waugh gave an Englishman some stick, and his reply was "at least I'm the best batsman in my family"

[DOC]

Another cricket belter:

Steve Waugh was playing a shield match Vs south Australia, he was taking his time to face the bowler and Jamie Siddons yelled out "cmon, it's not a test match" and Steve Waugh replied with "I know, because you're here!"

if only siddons had played for nsw

I take it you didn't rate him then.

Wasn;t his response, well at least I'm the best batsmen in my family.

Yeah I rated Siddons, but like many from this state, he was overlooked for the blue boys

[God is an Englishman]

Yeah I rated Siddons, but like many from this state, he was overlooked for the blue boys

I love it when people claim that, it's just you're cabernet.

[PDog]

bump - does anyone have any new ones from the current season?

[YO DABBA DABBA]

From Polonia's Asst Coach. "You deserved to be kicked cos you are a dog, you come here on a leash and you should still be on a leash, you dog"(Obviously not that fluent though). I replied, "sorry, I don't Speak German" and that set him off. God knows what he said after that...

[PASC]

From Polonia's Asst Coach. "You deserved to be kicked cos you are a dog, you come here on a leash and you should still be on a leash, you dog"(Obviously not that fluent though). I replied, "sorry, I don't Speak German" and that set him off. God knows what he said after that...

holy cabernet... lol when was that ????
btw we dont have an assistant coach ... lol

[YO DABBA DABBA]

From Polonia's Asst Coach. "You deserved to be kicked cos you are a dog, you come here on a leash and you should still be on a leash, you dog"(Obviously not that fluent though). I replied, "sorry, I don't Speak German" and that set him off. God knows what he said after that...

holy cabernet... lol when was that ????
btw we dont have an assistant coach ... lol

It was a tall, thinish man, stood in the Tech Area with Subs and coach vs MP.

[PASC]

bald guy?
he was suspended, couldnt play... he's a grenache for saying that btw

[4-4-2]

Ingle farms assistant coach after a player dived. "ref, you should book him for impersonating a man" absolute cracker of a comment

[YO DABBA DABBA]

bald guy?
he was suspended, couldnt play... he's a grenache for saying that btw

That's the one. All though, part of the parcel...