Competition to become a Man U fan and WIN a prize

[getyourheaddown]

A Competition!!

DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?

If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANURE

Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen around the country in the colours of The Sc*m. To join the newly-formed club, simply send in a map with a cross marking where you think the city of Manchester is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question at the bottom of the page.

* YOU COULD WIN *

FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, '61 registration Ford Bandwagon for you and the others to jump on. This prestige vehicle comes with many features, including stereo radio ( pre-set to come on at 4:45pm every Saturday as you, of course, won't be at the game ).

SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of new design ManUre shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly.

THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of ManUre programmes from the games that you have attended. BOTH will be sent in the same envelope.

Tie Breaker ( in no more than 12 words )

I feel it necessary to follow a football team that I have absolutely no connection with because: .................................................. .................... .................................................. ....................

Name: ...........................

Address: ........................ ........................ ........................

Age:....... Mental Age:.......

As this page is about ManUre and their supporters who are incredibly stupid I would like to point out that the above competition is a joke and should not be taken seriously!!

[FRANKEL]

A Competition!!

DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?

If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANURE

Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen around the country in the colours of The Sc*m. To join the newly-formed club, simply send in a map with a cross marking where you think the city of Manchester is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question at the bottom of the page.

* YOU COULD WIN *

FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, '61 registration Ford Bandwagon for you and the others to jump on. This prestige vehicle comes with many features, including stereo radio ( pre-set to come on at 4:45pm every Saturday as you, of course, won't be at the game ).

SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of new design ManUre shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly.

THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of ManUre programmes from the games that you have attended. BOTH will be sent in the same envelope.

Tie Breaker ( in no more than 12 words )

I feel it necessary to follow a football team that I have absolutely no connection with because: .................................................. .................... .................................................. ....................

Name: ...........................

Address: ........................ ........................ ........................

Age:....... Mental Age:.......

As this page is about ManUre and their supporters who are incredibly stupid I would like to point out that the above competition is a joke and should not be taken seriously!!

The bitterness continues..

[getyourheaddown]

was just one game far from bitter the best side lost it happens all the time in football in case you didnt realise.

talk to me at the end of the season and if you get lucky and take our cup from us then i might be feeling bitter then...

[FRANKEL]

was just one game far from bitter the best side lost it happens all the time in football in case you didnt realise.

talk to me at the end of the season and if you get lucky and take our cup from us then i might be feeling bitter then...

"Our cup" that's a first two trophies in two seasons and suddenly it's your cup if that's the way u want it no worries..

No need at seasons end ur bitter now always have always will I get message after message from u when city win don't hear anything when u lose them make up excuse after excuse for u losing..

We won and were shite we didn't win the league last year because we wernt good enough no excuses from me I just enjoy listening to your excuses brightens up my day

[Le King]

I got tickets in the Man United active section
Does anybody know any chants that i can learn before then so i can sing when i arrive at the game?

[Derek]

A Competition!!

DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?

If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANURE

Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen around the country in the colours of The Sc*m. To join the newly-formed club, simply send in a map with a cross marking where you think the city of Manchester is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question at the bottom of the page.

* YOU COULD WIN *

FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, '61 registration Ford Bandwagon for you and the others to jump on. This prestige vehicle comes with many features, including stereo radio ( pre-set to come on at 4:45pm every Saturday as you, of course, won't be at the game ).

SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of new design ManUre shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly.

THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of ManUre programmes from the games that you have attended. BOTH will be sent in the same envelope.

Tie Breaker ( in no more than 12 words )

I feel it necessary to follow a football team that I have absolutely no connection with because: .................................................. .................... .................................................. ....................

Name: ...........................

Address: ........................ ........................ ........................

Age:....... Mental Age:.......

As this page is about ManUre and their supporters who are incredibly stupid I would like to point out that the above competition is a joke and should not be taken seriously!!

That actually made me chuckle.

[Jimbob]

That actually made me chuckle.

This comes as no surprise.

Personally, I always find it the funniest when people change the name of clubs to 'Manure' and 'Liverpoo'. Always has me in stitches

[hero2zero]

I got tickets in the Man United active section
Does anybody know any chants that i can learn before then so i can sing when i arrive at the game?

Try this forum, has a "singing" thread with the chants. Great forum for serious United discussions without children like 'getyourdickheaddown' trolling.

http://www.neverdie58.com

[pernunz]

Jesus Christ

[getyourheaddown]

myhero2zerobraincells says:
Try this forum, has a "singing" thread with the chants. Great forum for serious United discussions

This is the funniest thing i have heard for a long time a website so the band wagon fans who have no idea how to sing the manure songs can rehearse them

[BTAC]

That actually made me chuckle.

This comes as no surprise.

Personally, I always find it the funniest when people change the name of clubs to 'Manure' and 'Liverpoo'. Always has me in stitches

[getyourheaddown]

[The one and only]

I got tickets in the Man United active section
Does anybody know any chants that i can learn before then so i can sing when i arrive at the game?

1.FERGIE'S RIGHT THE REST ARE SHITE


2. united are the team for me with a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone why dont city f**k off home

[getyourheaddown]

the GAY one and only wrote:

united are the team for me with a knick knack paddy whack give MY Dog MY bone why dont U f**k off home

[Chaos]

I got tickets in the Man United active section
Does anybody know any chants that i can learn before then so i can sing when i arrive at the game?

1.FERGIE'S RIGHT THE REST ARE SHITE


2. united are the team for me with a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone why dont city f**k off home

Number 1, not bad.

Number two, the last game was at etihad. Given that city play in Manchester, and as we all know man utd don't play there, i suggest that there may be some tweaking needed to that last part......

[Derek]

That actually made me chuckle.

This comes as no surprise.

Personally, I always find it the funniest when people change the name of clubs to 'Manure' and 'Liverpoo'. Always has me in stitches

Why, i hear you ask?? Because despite this bloke posting bad joke after bad joke its actually spot on. Half of the morons on this forum have probably never seen the team they support play ever or probably never even been to the same country, comical really.

[bapa]

A Competition!!

DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?

If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANURE

Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen around the country in the colours of The Sc*m. To join the newly-formed club, simply send in a map with a cross marking where you think the city of Manchester is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question at the bottom of the page.

* YOU COULD WIN *

FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, '61 registration Ford Bandwagon for you and the others to jump on. This prestige vehicle comes with many features, including stereo radio ( pre-set to come on at 4:45pm every Saturday as you, of course, won't be at the game ).

SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of new design ManUre shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly.

THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of ManUre programmes from the games that you have attended. BOTH will be sent in the same envelope.

Tie Breaker ( in no more than 12 words )

I feel it necessary to follow a football team that I have absolutely no connection with because: .................................................. .................... .................................................. ....................

Name: ...........................

Address: ........................ ........................ ........................

Age:....... Mental Age:.......

As this page is about ManUre and their supporters who are incredibly stupid I would like to point out that the above competition is a joke and should not be taken seriously!!

epic fail....

[redmum]

A Competition!!

DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?

If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANURE

Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen around the country in the colours of The Sc*m. To join the newly-formed club, simply send in a map with a cross marking where you think the city of Manchester is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question at the bottom of the page.

* YOU COULD WIN *

FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, '61 registration Ford Bandwagon for you and the others to jump on. This prestige vehicle comes with many features, including stereo radio ( pre-set to come on at 4:45pm every Saturday as you, of course, won't be at the game ).

SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of new design ManUre shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly.

THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of ManUre programmes from the games that you have attended. BOTH will be sent in the same envelope.

Tie Breaker ( in no more than 12 words )

I feel it necessary to follow a football team that I have absolutely no connection with because: .................................................. .................... .................................................. ....................

Name: ...........................

Address: ........................ ........................ ........................

Age:....... Mental Age:.......

As this page is about ManUre and their supporters who are incredibly stupid I would like to point out that the above competition is a joke and should not be taken seriously!!

epic fail....

Not really. You'd be the ideal candidate to enter....

[bapa]

A Competition!!

DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?

If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANURE

Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen around the country in the colours of The Sc*m. To join the newly-formed club, simply send in a map with a cross marking where you think the city of Manchester is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question at the bottom of the page.

* YOU COULD WIN *

FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, '61 registration Ford Bandwagon for you and the others to jump on. This prestige vehicle comes with many features, including stereo radio ( pre-set to come on at 4:45pm every Saturday as you, of course, won't be at the game ).

SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of new design ManUre shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly.

THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of ManUre programmes from the games that you have attended. BOTH will be sent in the same envelope.

Tie Breaker ( in no more than 12 words )

I feel it necessary to follow a football team that I have absolutely no connection with because: .................................................. .................... .................................................. ....................

Name: ...........................

Address: ........................ ........................ ........................

Age:....... Mental Age:.......

As this page is about ManUre and their supporters who are incredibly stupid I would like to point out that the above competition is a joke and should not be taken seriously!!

epic fail....

Not really. You'd be the ideal candidate to enter....

I cant;
U may complain about it, as usual.....

[Le King]

Cmon lads only taking the piss about the chants
Ill try find my plastic flag somewhere ;)

anyways ive had a look on ebay, and some prices are going crazy
I bought 10 tickets in the Man Utd active area for $70 each(all are taken, not selling any)
and there is a listing on ebay, 2 tickets in the same area, for $860 with 2 days left in the auction
People are nuts, if your going to spend that money, just go watch them at Old Trafford

[getyourheaddown]

Plenty of candidates i can think of redmum - hey Brooksy

[getyourheaddown]

Wayne Rooney has agreed Juventus' bid of $25Million this winter, most of us saw it coming,
as Rooney won't 'turn down the services of another Old Lady'

[pernunz]

Wayne Rooney has agreed Juventus' bid of $25Million this winter, most of us saw it coming,
as Rooney won't 'turn down the services of another Old Lady'

[Trimboli]

I thought it was pretty funny and the united "fans" getting their knickers in a knot about it was even funnier. Seriously just take a joke a get on with it.

[getyourheaddown]

well said trimmers

"fans"

[God is an Englishman]

That actually made me chuckle.

However, all the fake man u fans won't chuckle at all. Mainly because the truth hurts