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God is an Englishman wrote:so, why did you move your kick off times forward then?
none of your business pom

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just let us go about put business and worry about your own life

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Rooster wrote:just let us go about put business and worry about your own life

It's not just your business though, you are lying to the whole football community.

If you told the truth from the start then this would have died ages ago.
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Adelaide Cobras FC wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:so, why did you move your kick off times forward then?
Hahahahaha you a relentless!!!!

A simple question deserves a simple answer. Clearly you are trying to hide something by not answering.
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God is an Englishman wrote:
Adelaide Cobras FC wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:so, why did you move your kick off times forward then?
Hahahahaha you a relentless!!!!

A simple question deserves a simple answer. Clearly you are trying to hide something by not answering.

You've found us out. It's because our superstar recruits can only play home games at the earlier kick off times. With the league now offering the div 4 winners entry into next seasons Asian champions league we are doing all in our power to win. That means early kick off times to put other teams out of whack!!!!
Seriously lad you need a hug.

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Adelaide Cobras FC wrote:You've found us out. It's because our superstar recruits can only play home games at the earlier kick off times. With the league now offering the div 4 winners entry into next seasons Asian champions league we are doing all in our power to win. That means early kick off times to put other teams out of whack!!!!
Seriously lad you need a hug.

Well obviously you've been found out.

I also think the reason given now is a lot closer to the excuse about games clashing you gave earlier.
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God is an Englishman wrote:
Adelaide Cobras FC wrote:You've found us out. It's because our superstar recruits can only play home games at the earlier kick off times. With the league now offering the div 4 winners entry into next seasons Asian champions league we are doing all in our power to win. That means early kick off times to put other teams out of whack!!!!
Seriously lad you need a hug.

Well obviously you've been found out.

I also think the reason given now is a lot closer to the excuse about games clashing you gave earlier.

Tell you something you should do a show at next years fringe festival. You're almost funny!!!

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so, what's the real reason then?
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The real reason is simple - we did it to piss you off.

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Omonia40 wrote:The real reason is simple - we did it to piss you off.
you must be gutted then because you failed as the decision I couldn't care less about.
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youre a loser. everyone laughs at you no wonder no one likes you.

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Rooster wrote:youre a loser. everyone laughs at you no wonder no one likes you.
No one likes me
No one likes me
No one likes me
I don't care
I am Hawkesy
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As you can see, I DON'T CARE. Looking forward to drinking my carton of beer from you though.
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im saving 5 cents a day. so far I have 10 cents

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Rooster wrote:im saving 5 cents a day. so far I have 10 cents
Rooster, I'd like to offer you my professional skills as a (former) CPA to quadruple your gross daily saving.
In return I simply ask a fee of 20c per day, which I'm sure you'll agree is quite reasonable.
(Anything to help you collect, GIAE. :D)
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im back to 0. used it at omega foods when getting haloumi

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I get the feeling that he won't ever pay up. Still, it means I get to mention he owes it all the time.
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Omonia40 wrote:The real reason is simple - we did it to piss you off.
You must be so proud

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God is an Englishman wrote:I get the feeling that he won't ever pay up. Still, it means I get to mention he owes it all the time.



Its a shame the Cobras v Pitbulls wasn't an early KO (10:30) haha

Then GIAE could have popped down and picked up his hard earned carton,
watched the game, got an apology from the Rooster (lmfao), and then toodled off to watch a decent team later on . Go the jets :lol: -

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God is an Englishman wrote:I get the feeling that he won't ever pay up. Still, it means I get to mention he owes it all the time.
oh no what will i do with myself....

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You can just stay there in your own self pity knowing you got made to look silly and then didn't pay up the bet.

Then you can know that your whole club has been shown up as liars by me as well.

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otto62 wrote:
Rooster wrote:im saving 5 cents a day. so far I have 10 cents
Rooster, I'd like to offer you my professional skills as a (former) CPA to quadruple your gross daily saving.
In return I simply ask a fee of 20c per day, which I'm sure you'll agree is quite reasonable.
(Anything to help you collect, GIAE. :D)

20c a day - he's have to collect an extra 2 cans for that, do you think he can afford it?

Thanks for your help though.
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God is an Englishman wrote:You can just stay there in your own self pity knowing you got made to look silly and then didn't pay up the bet.

Then you can know that your whole club has been shown up as liars by me as well.

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Pommy champagne 2 cobras 0
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cobras have more class than you ever will

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If they have so much class you must feel out of place there.

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Thoroughly enjoyed the early k/o and hospitality at Cobras a couple of weeks ago, solid bunch of fellas there.

Still spewing about last weekend versus McLaren District though, their #10 jumped through our best defender's leg, snapped shin bone and several bones in the ankle. (yellow card only - amateur league refs :clown: ) Sickening, wasn't a rough game at all either until that point. A week later and he's only just got out of hospital, leg screwed together like a meccano set... when this sh*t happens in amateur sport you sometimes wonder whether it's worth it.

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Cobras B's game abandoned today 30 minutes into 2nd half -
It was appalling once again Cobras inciting the opposition. Some really silly challenges - constant calls for yellow cards - Cobras coach who is forever coming onto the pitch. Lots of off the ball Shite going on - one of Cobras players even got a kick from a Pitbull spectator. As piss weak as it was, you should have heard the commotion the Cobras coach and players made. Cobras you are a joke - Can't wait to see how you travel in the 2nd half of the season - teams are wising up to you. Oh is your pitch even legal - And how come you had an official ref today?

LAW 1 – THE FIELD OF PLAY
1. The lines belong to the areas of which they are boundaries.
2. The minimum size of the pitch is Length -90m(100yds) x Width -45m(50yds)
The maximum size of the pitch is Length -120m(130yds) x Width -90m(100yds)
3. Flags are essential for corners of the pitch and not mandatory for the half way
line, however, if used they must be at least 1 metre from the side line and all
flags used must be no shorter than 1.5m in height.
4. The size of the goals is 7.32m (8yds) wide and 2.44m (8ft) high.
5. Goals must be secured to the ground. Moveable goals must be checked for
movement and secured to avoid movement.
GIAE go for it - you raise some very valid points in your previous posts.

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sooky sooky

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reddevil wrote:one of Cobras players even got a kick from a Pitbull spectator. As piss weak as it was, you should have heard the commotion the Cobras coach and players made.
Why are spectators kicking players? No matter how much of a prat rooster is you can't justify spectators kicking players.
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Re: Sat Div 4

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Hi to all the whiners out there

1. The pitch is regulation
2. Flags are regulation
3. Goals are regulation and secured
4. Game times as said before and said for the last time

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