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Re: Ashes 2023

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1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
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Re: Ashes 2023

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How does the saying go..........”same old aussies, always winning”,,,,
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
0-1 up
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Black Panther wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:45 am
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
0-1 up
Thanks mate
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy

Enemy?
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Good win in many ways.

Lost toss, bat last on a road pitch.
Highest run chase for us in 50 years over there.
Bazzball tactics created uncertainty in many areas (field placements, strategies etc)
Boisterous home crowd.
Finally get up in a close one after so many close losses in recent times.

On to the next test and no doubt english tactics to continue and will provide more entertainment, which is good for test cricket.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy

Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Great to get the first win put out of the way, definitely helps boost the teams confidence over there. Hopefully they can continue to win.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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Love him or hate him you have to admire Broad for always wanting the ball in his hand. Compare that to old pea heart Jimmy who with the game on the line and a new rock he squibbed it and handed the responsibility over to a park trundler.
Weak as piss
5 of our top 6 batters did stuff all and we still won, once they click we will brain these hacks

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Re: Ashes 2023

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Unread post by Bomber » Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:19 am

Good win in many ways.

Lost toss, bat last on a road pitch.
Highest run chase for us in 50 years over there.
Bazzball tactics created uncertainty in many areas (field placements, strategies etc)
Boisterous home crowd.
Finally get up in a close one after so many close losses in recent times.

On to the next test and no doubt english tactics to continue and will provide more entertainment, which is good for test cricket.
add

Smith and labuschagne contribute 35 runs in total yet still won....
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Do you think Warner gets another match based on his average score in the second innings? 9 and 36 in this match.

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eagleboy wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 10:35 am Do you think Warner gets another match based on his average score in the second innings? 9 and 36 in this match.
Candice says YES

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Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy

Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
Just another GIAE whinge. Nothing to see.

Edit. With GAIE suspect vision it may be a true comment. ;-)

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Re: Ashes 2023

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bloodypassit wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 10:38 am
eagleboy wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 10:35 am Do you think Warner gets another match based on his average score in the second innings? 9 and 36 in this match.
Candice says YES
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Re: Ashes 2023

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A real kick in the BazBalls. :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2023

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Ozball 1
Bazball 0

(not mine - taken from the English rags)
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Re: Ashes 2023

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MegaBonus wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:03 am Ozball 1
Bazball 0

(not mine - taken from the English rags)
CumBall 1
BazBall 0

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Re: Ashes 2023

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early days but good to get the first one !
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Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy

Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
A one sided comment though. Never heard australia called the enemy.

Most English don't care about australia and see them as plucky colonials.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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eagleboy wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 10:42 am
Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy

Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
Just another GIAE whinge. Nothing to see.

Edit. With GAIE suspect vision it may be a true comment. ;-)

What's your definition of "whinge"?
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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:23 am
Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy

Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
A one sided comment though. Never heard australia called the enemy.

Most English don't care about australia and see them as plucky colonials.
what a load of bull cabernet
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:30 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:23 am
Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy

Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
A one sided comment though. Never heard australia called the enemy.

Most English don't care about australia and see them as plucky colonials.
what a load of bull cabernet
:lol:

Australia is well down the list of our "rivals", you're not significant enough.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:46 am
Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:30 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:23 am
Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy

Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
A one sided comment though. Never heard australia called the enemy.

Most English don't care about australia and see them as plucky colonials.
what a load of bull cabernet
:lol:

Australia is well down the list of our "rivals", you're not significant enough.
Stop whinging. Be a humble loser. :lol:

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Re: Ashes 2023

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Upset Pom cricketers throwing bat and cap at Cummings. Poor Pat running for his life. The picture says it all. :lol:


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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:46 am
Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:30 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:23 am
Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy

Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
A one sided comment though. Never heard australia called the enemy.

Most English don't care about australia and see them as plucky colonials.
what a load of bull cabernet
:lol:

Australia is well down the list of our "rivals", you're not significant enough.
I actually agree with this comment that we arent your rivals.
Youd have to be at least close to being as good as us to be rivals and since youre not even close to being as good as we are you couldnt be our rivals.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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Cooper wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:18 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:46 am
Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:30 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:23 am
Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am


Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
A one sided comment though. Never heard australia called the enemy.

Most English don't care about australia and see them as plucky colonials.
what a load of bull cabernet
:lol:

Australia is well down the list of our "rivals", you're not significant enough.
I actually agree with this comment that we arent your rivals.
Youd have to be at least close to being as good as us to be rivals and since youre not even close to being as good as we are you couldnt be our rivals.
Considering we are the top test nation England is only one of many rival wannabees trying to challenge us.

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I have to give Kudos to Stokes. I believe he may be the best captain in test cricket atm. He is trying something new all the time.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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Cooper wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:18 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:46 am
Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:30 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:23 am
Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am


Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
A one sided comment though. Never heard australia called the enemy.

Most English don't care about australia and see them as plucky colonials.
what a load of bull cabernet
:lol:

Australia is well down the list of our "rivals", you're not significant enough.
I actually agree with this comment that we arent your rivals.
Youd have to be at least close to being as good as us to be rivals and since youre not even close to being as good as we are you couldnt be our rivals.
Are you talking about cricket, sport, economy, world power, military or something else?

You should probably hope it's not one of those.
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eagleboy wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:04 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:46 am
Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:30 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:23 am
Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:44 am


Enemy?
A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
A one sided comment though. Never heard australia called the enemy.

Most English don't care about australia and see them as plucky colonials.
what a load of bull cabernet
:lol:

Australia is well down the list of our "rivals", you're not significant enough.
Stop whinging. Be a humble loser. :lol:
This from an aussie. Hahaha

So to be a humble loser I have to lie?
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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:50 pm
Cooper wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:18 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:46 am
Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:30 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 11:23 am
Raich Carter wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:01 am

A term long used for cricket matches where Australia and England are concerned.
A one sided comment though. Never heard australia called the enemy.

Most English don't care about australia and see them as plucky colonials.
what a load of bull cabernet
:lol:

Australia is well down the list of our "rivals", you're not significant enough.
I actually agree with this comment that we arent your rivals.
Youd have to be at least close to being as good as us to be rivals and since youre not even close to being as good as we are you couldnt be our rivals.
Are you talking about cricket, sport, economy, world power, military or something else?

You should probably hope it's not one of those.
Thought it would be pretty obvious that we are talking about Australia VS england test cricket in an Ashes thread but i do understand that its a concept that you are struggling with.

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