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Re: Ashes 2023

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one way to ease the pain is to minimise the achievement, which is a long-term Hawksey tactic.....yeah, the soap dodgers dont care about the Ashes :clap: :clap: :clap: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Ashes 2023

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MegaBonus wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:14 pm one way to ease the pain is to minimise the achievement, which is a long-term Hawksey tactic.....yeah, the soap dodgers dont care about the Ashes :clap: :clap: :clap: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Where did I say I don't care about the Ashes.


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Re: Ashes 2023

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Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
Even better winning over there, and this is why i love test match cricket

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Re: Ashes 2023

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eagleboy wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 10:35 am Do you think Warner gets another match based on his average score in the second innings? 9 and 36 in this match.
Yeh they will go with him again, he looked good in that second dig

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Re: Ashes 2023

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eagleboy wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:47 pm I have to give Kudos to Stokes. I believe he may be the best captain in test cricket atm. He is trying something new all the time.
Yeh have to agree and coupled with McCullum they will be hard to beat for some time

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Re: Ashes 2023

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Rookie wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:22 pm
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
Even better winning over there, and this is why i love test match cricket
I agree can't beat a great test match.

Sadly other than England , India and Australia there appears decline in the appeal and interest in test cricket. Looks like we are in for an endless number of 20/20 tournaments where hired guns travel from one franchise to the next.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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ozzie owl wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:27 pm
Rookie wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:22 pm
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
Even better winning over there, and this is why i love test match cricket
I agree can't beat a great test match.

Sadly other than England , India and Australia there appears decline in the appeal and interest in test cricket. Looks like we are in for an endless number of 20/20 tournaments where hired guns travel from one franchise to the next.
Yeh agree but you can probably throw NZ into the mix and maybe Pakistan

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Re: Ashes 2023

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Rookie wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:22 pm
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
Even better winning over there, and this is why i love test match cricket
beware the early cow , 4 to go yet
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:23 pm
Rookie wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:22 pm
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
Even better winning over there, and this is why i love test match cricket
beware the early cow , 4 to go yet
Yeah those early cows can be really dangerous - I'd certainly watch out for them
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Re: Ashes 2023

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How good would it be to win the next one. Then they would have to win 3 on the trot. If so, Stokes better ask for greener tops for the last 3 tests. ;-)
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:47 pm
Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:23 pm
Rookie wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:22 pm
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
Even better winning over there, and this is why i love test match cricket
beware the early cow , 4 to go yet
Yeah those early cows can be really dangerous - I'd certainly watch out for them
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Bomber wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:51 pm How good would it be to win the next one. Then they would have to win 3 on the trot. If so, Stokes better ask for greener tops for the last 3 tests. ;-)
Imagine GIAE whinge-meter going off the scale
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Re: Ashes 2023

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eagleboy wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:00 pm
Bomber wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:51 pm How good would it be to win the next one. Then they would have to win 3 on the trot. If so, Stokes better ask for greener tops for the last 3 tests. ;-)
Image GIAE whinge-meter going off the scale

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What's your definition of whinge?
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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:05 pm
eagleboy wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:00 pm
Bomber wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:51 pm How good would it be to win the next one. Then they would have to win 3 on the trot. If so, Stokes better ask for greener tops for the last 3 tests. ;-)
Image GIAE whinge-meter going off the scale

OIP.jpeg
What's your definition of whinge?
Maybe you should check the Oxford English dictionary. :idea:

see here if you want examples...
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Re: Ashes 2023

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zzz wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:33 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:05 pm
eagleboy wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:00 pm
Bomber wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:51 pm How good would it be to win the next one. Then they would have to win 3 on the trot. If so, Stokes better ask for greener tops for the last 3 tests. ;-)
Image GIAE whinge-meter going off the scale

OIP.jpeg
What's your definition of whinge?
Maybe you should check the Oxford English dictionary. :idea:

see here if you want examples...
search.php?author_id=11033&sr=posts
Gotta say, he doesn't whinge much, but he is the master of talking shït
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Re: Ashes 2023

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exhibit A
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:25 am Come on then aussies. Defend those 2 claimed catches.

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Ollie Robinson looks like your typical early thirties, semi depressed, overweight, white collar worker, who plays social sport on a Wednesday night and relentlessly abuses the 16 year old referee.

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Australia win and all of a sudden everyone in here very vocal.

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Trần Lệ Xuân wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 4:23 am Australia win and all of a sudden everyone in here very vocal.
Who would have thought that, being we are in Australia.
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bloodypassit wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:20 pm Ollie Robinson looks like your typical early thirties, semi depressed, overweight, white collar worker, who plays social sport on a Wednesday night and relentlessly abuses the 16 year old referee.

Why is is that aussies seem to hate the cricketers who sometimes act like australians?
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Trần Lệ Xuân wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 4:23 am Australia win and all of a sudden everyone in here very vocal.
It's almost like australians only wake up when they're side get a win.
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Couple of reflections now the dust has settled.

Loved Ponting making KP look a right old numpty when discussing Joe Root.

Why the press (both countries) are slamming Stokes and bazball yet in same breath saying how great it is for cricket etc. is mind-boggling. Yes Australia won............this time..........and whilst there will be some pressure on the home side in the next test, they will be damned if they do and damned if they don't continue with similar game plan and fall slightly short again.

Back to the sobbing (for some). ;-)
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Bomber wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 9:50 am Couple of reflections now the dust has settled.

Loved Ponting making KP look a right old numpty when discussing Joe Root.

Why the press (both countries) are slamming Stokes and bazball yet in same breath saying how great it is for cricket etc. is mind-boggling. Yes Australia won............this time..........and whilst there will be some pressure on the home side in the next test, they will be damned if they do and damned if they don't continue with similar game plan and fall slightly short again.

Back to the sobbing (for some). ;-)

KP was right. Cummins was having to make reactive field reactive changes just to contain Root. The number one batsmen in the world was running the game.

Sobbing? Steve smith?
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:47 pm
Just Dave now wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 2:23 pm
Rookie wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:22 pm
Frank Costanza wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 am 1-0 up - what a Test match!
Our captain - our hero!
So glad to finally win a close one against old enemy
Even better winning over there, and this is why i love test match cricket
beware the early cow , 4 to go yet
Yeah those early cows can be really dangerous - I'd certainly watch out for them
lol i meant early cow but you all know that
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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:09 am
Bomber wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 9:50 am Couple of reflections now the dust has settled.

Loved Ponting making KP look a right old numpty when discussing Joe Root.

Why the press (both countries) are slamming Stokes and bazball yet in same breath saying how great it is for cricket etc. is mind-boggling. Yes Australia won............this time..........and whilst there will be some pressure on the home side in the next test, they will be damned if they do and damned if they don't continue with similar game plan and fall slightly short again.

Back to the sobbing (for some). ;-)

KP was right. Cummins was having to make reactive field reactive changes just to contain Root. The number one batsmen in the world was running the game.

Sobbing? Steve smith?
and he got out so ponting was right , who won ? why would smith be sobbing , he would probably have a hangover from the celebrating
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Just Dave now wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:09 am
Bomber wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 9:50 am Couple of reflections now the dust has settled.

Loved Ponting making KP look a right old numpty when discussing Joe Root.

Why the press (both countries) are slamming Stokes and bazball yet in same breath saying how great it is for cricket etc. is mind-boggling. Yes Australia won............this time..........and whilst there will be some pressure on the home side in the next test, they will be damned if they do and damned if they don't continue with similar game plan and fall slightly short again.

Back to the sobbing (for some). ;-)

KP was right. Cummins was having to make reactive field reactive changes just to contain Root. The number one batsmen in the world was running the game.

Sobbing? Steve smith?
and he got out so ponting was right , who won ? why would smith be sobbing , he would probably have a hangover from the celebrating
So to rule a game you have to be NOT OUT? All cricketers have got out, even the number 1 batsmen in the world.

Smith has history of cwying.
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what's cwying ?

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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:09 am
Bomber wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 9:50 am Couple of reflections now the dust has settled.

Loved Ponting making KP look a right old numpty when discussing Joe Root.

Why the press (both countries) are slamming Stokes and bazball yet in same breath saying how great it is for cricket etc. is mind-boggling. Yes Australia won............this time..........and whilst there will be some pressure on the home side in the next test, they will be damned if they do and damned if they don't continue with similar game plan and fall slightly short again.

Back to the sobbing (for some). ;-)

KP was right. Cummins was having to make reactive field reactive changes just to contain Root. The number one batsmen in the world was running the game.

Sobbing? Steve smith?
Forcing the opposing captain to change the field does not make him to be 'dominating' or 'bossing' the game like KP claimed.
Him getting out recklessly actually changed the entire trajectory of the 4th day.
That's my issue with Bazball at the moment - concept is very good but when it turns into needlessly, reckless batting it looks quite stupid
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bloodypassit wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 11:44 am what's cwying ?

The English people should get it.
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Frank Costanza wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 12:03 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:09 am
Bomber wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 9:50 am Couple of reflections now the dust has settled.

Loved Ponting making KP look a right old numpty when discussing Joe Root.

Why the press (both countries) are slamming Stokes and bazball yet in same breath saying how great it is for cricket etc. is mind-boggling. Yes Australia won............this time..........and whilst there will be some pressure on the home side in the next test, they will be damned if they do and damned if they don't continue with similar game plan and fall slightly short again.

Back to the sobbing (for some). ;-)

KP was right. Cummins was having to make reactive field reactive changes just to contain Root. The number one batsmen in the world was running the game.

Sobbing? Steve smith?
Forcing the opposing captain to change the field does not make him to be 'dominating' or 'bossing' the game like KP claimed.
Him getting out recklessly actually changed the entire trajectory of the 4th day.
That's my issue with Bazball at the moment - concept is very good but when it turns into needlessly, reckless batting it looks quite stupid
I disagree. Making them change their game plan is a great advantage.
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