Dates

[Barney Rubble]

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

1) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7

3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
grossed

out.
-- Theodore, age 8

[redmum]

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

Poor girl...she'll learn the truth soon enough!

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

Shit.....I'm in BIG trouble!!

[Bomber]

2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

He's been dating before then!

[Bomber]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

May use that sometime!

[Dowie Hawkes]

1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

Love it.