Why Man U will NOT bring their full squad down under

[getyourheaddown]

3 Players that will not be coming are:

1. Giggs will be on holiday shagging his brothers wife again

2. Rooney will be shagging another prostitute on a craps table while his pregnant wife looks after Shrek Junior.. the last pro Shrek shagged was described as a "52-year-old PVC clad mother of seven (and grandmother to a further 16)."

3. While church going Evra married to his high school sweetheart, father of one, will stay in the UK so he can continue his regular visits to Poor Quality hotels in the early hours. Where he has been caught on CCTV with leggy blondes.

[pernunz]

I'm sure this sounded funny in your head.

[Stitch This]

Posted it three times in three seperate threads now.

Obviously has ambitions to be a cheap Chinese handbag salesperson.

[getyourheaddown]

Quote: I'm sure this sounded funny in your head.


No but this did:

Q. You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Manure Fan.
You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

A. Shoot the Manure Fan. Twice.

[Derek]

Is this really happening?

[getyourheaddown]

Oh and so did this make me laugh:

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a Manure Fan from Manchester, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $50 note. Who gets it ?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are fictional characters

[brooksy7]

Stitch he is still bitter at his Man $hitty being beaten at Home by Man Utd, so starts threads in 3 separate rooms. The reason Man Utd are touring is because they are 1 of the Worlds biggest Clubs if not the biggest Club in the World. If Man $hitty toured you wld get the old born there supporters and a cppl of bus loads that have tagged on since the Shiek took them from an ordinary Club to a challenger, plain and simple really. Any1 wld think the $hitty players are squeaky clean hey Mr Park...er lol

[getyourheaddown]

brooksy brooksy one of those fictional characters that support manure.

its only December you better than any1 should know that the title is won in May.
A long way to go yet.

[brooksy7]

brooksy brooksy one of those fictional characters that support manure.

its only December you better than any1 should know that the title is won in May.
A long way to go yet.

Stuart Parker I never said we had won the title in December, but to lay the boots in bcoz you lost Mon morning is ridiculous, cmon and why am I a fictional character as you put it???

You do get bitter after a lost don't you!!!

[getyourheaddown]

nothing to do with losing Monday morning Brooksy...this has all to do with Manure coming down under next year and what players will not be coming

Obvious English was not your best subject during middle school!

haha sticking the boot in thats hilarious...

Q. What's the difference between a manchester united fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

[brooksy7]

nothing to do with losing Monday morning Brooksy...this has all to do with Manure coming down under next year and what players will not be coming

Obvious English was not your best subject during middle school!

haha sticking the boot in thats hilarious...

Q. What's the difference between a manchester united fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

Still bitter after a LOSS are you??? Yes you are, and at least a quality Team is coming and not some put together rabble shite Club like the 1 the Shiek has put together known as Man $$$hitty, as they wld have well imploded by then....
Maybe until you know who is coming maybe zip ur lip as in 99 when they last came most if not all of the stars came you peanut of a

[totsreds08]

nothing to do with losing Monday morning Brooksy...this has all to do with Manure coming down under next year and what players will not be coming

Obvious English was not your best subject during middle school!

haha sticking the boot in thats hilarious...

Q. What's the difference between a manchester united fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

Still bitter after a LOSS are you??? Yes you are, and at least a quality Team is coming and not some put together rabble shite Club like the 1 the Shiek has put together known as Man $$$hitty, as they wld have well imploded by then....
Maybe until you know who is coming maybe zip ur lip as in 99 when they last came most if not all of the stars came you peanut of a

How isn't man city a quality team? They have more quality than man united but just don't have as much chemistry. Man united would have a bigger following because they've had people jump on yr bandwagon for the last 20 years. City have only had people jump on in the last 3-5.

[FRANKEL]

3 Players that will not be coming are:

1. Giggs will be on holiday shagging his brothers wife again

2. Rooney will be shagging another prostitute on a craps table while his pregnant wife looks after Shrek Junior.. the last pro Shrek shagged was described as a "52-year-old PVC clad mother of seven (and grandmother to a further 16)."

3. While church going Evra married to his high school sweetheart, father of one, will stay in the UK so he can continue his regular visits to Poor Quality hotels in the early hours. Where he has been caught on CCTV with leggy blondes.

Bitter bitter bitter !!!!!

This is how it feels to be city!!!!
This is how it feels to be small!!!!
This is how it feels when ur passports back in the draw!!!!!!

Scummy blue shite go back to ur wasteland stadium where fans dress up as little blue seats

"Full house every week"

[brooksy7]

If Man $$$hitty toured Aust would they fill the Stadium with $hitty supporters or wld they get the 10-20k of interested Football followers who just wanted to see an EPL side live???

Would they bring the sooky wants to return to Argie Tevez?
Would the volatile Sookytelli be still at the Club or preaching "why always me"
Would Kompany say he's had enough of the circus and walk, and finally
Would Richards be questioning his Managers tactics in Europe
Would Gareth Barry still be trying to chase ze Germans in a qualifier, costing England and be in need of a rest?

Wouldn't think it would get much interest wld it?

bitter $hitty supporters gotta love them even if they are well just $hitty supporters lol

[Fact Hunt]

I look forward to reading and hearing all the excuses that these Man Utd fans - who "really love the club and have been supporting them for years" - can't go to Sydney and see the game.
I bet you would be able to fill 20 stadiums with the amount of them afterwards who said they were there!

[brooksy7]

I look forward to reading and hearing all the excuses that these Man Utd fans - who "really love the club and have been supporting them for years" - can't go to Sydney and see the game.
I bet you would be able to fill 20 stadiums with the amount of them afterwards who said they were there!

Some have Football commitments that mean we are unable to go during that time of the year.Nothing to do with really loving the Club or not, just logistics and bad timing plain and simple!!!

[FRANKEL]

I look forward to reading and hearing all the excuses that these Man Utd fans - who "really love the club and have been supporting them for years" - can't go to Sydney and see the game.
I bet you would be able to fill 20 stadiums with the amount of them afterwards who said they were there!

Got my ticket at 9:10 this morning...
But as iv seen them twice in last 3 week doesn't matter too much if I can't go..

Football commitments
Family commitments probably come first

[Delete Your Account]

See... if local football was played during Summer, the "own football" excuses would cease.. Where's Johndedes when you need him?

[ronaldo07]

I went to see Chelsea , Newcastle and Birmingham when they come to KL few years ago ..
Does that makes me a Chelsea, Newcastle and Birmingham fans ? - NO !!
So the statement above doesnt make any sense

[Victoria's Secret]

In all seriousness, I wonder what fitness etc the all stars will have, as it's off season?

The game is good for football in Aus, and the result doesn't matter, I assume UTD will be doing a tour to other countries, as coming to Aus for one game makes no sense. Even taking $$$ into consideration

[swannsong]

Stitch he is still bitter at his Man $hitty being beaten at Home by Man Utd, so starts threads in 3 separate rooms. The reason Man Utd are touring is because they are 1 of the Worlds biggest Clubs if not the biggest Club in the World. If Man $hitty toured you wld get the old born there supporters and a cppl of bus loads that have tagged on since the Shiek took them from an ordinary Club to a challenger, plain and simple really. Any1 wld think the $hitty players are squeaky clean hey Mr Park...er lol

I went to see Manchester City when they came herein 1970 with Mike Summerbee, Colin Bell, Neil Young, Joe Corrigan and the like....a friend of mine ran off with one of the corner flags at the end of the game !

[Victoria's Secret]

[quoteI went to see Manchester City when they came here......years ago with Mike Summerbee, Colin Bell, Neil Young, Joe Corrigan and the like.][/quote]

If you went with those players, who was playing for City?

[swannsong]

I went to see Manchester City when they came here with......years ago with Mike Summerbee, Colin Bell, Neil Young, Joe Corrigan and the like.]

If you went with those players, who was playing for City?

[Bomber]

Stitch he is still bitter at his Man $hitty being beaten at Home by Man Utd, so starts threads in 3 separate rooms. The reason Man Utd are touring is because they are 1 of the Worlds biggest Clubs if not the biggest Club in the World. If Man $hitty toured you wld get the old born there supporters and a cppl of bus loads that have tagged on since the Shiek took them from an ordinary Club to a challenger, plain and simple really. Any1 wld think the $hitty players are squeaky clean hey Mr Park...er lol

I went to see Manchester City when they came here......years ago with Mike Summerbee, Colin Bell, Neil Young, Joe Corrigan and the like....a friend of mine ran off with one of the corner flags at the end of the game !

I recall seeing Stoke, Bournemouth, Notts Forest, Spurs, Arsenal here at Hindmarsh. The Spurs v Sth Aust game being the most memorable with a 5-2 scoreline followed by a 2-2 with Stoke.
Oh the good old days on the north hill (all the "wogs") waiting for all the Skinheads (supporting the visitors) to wander over at half time from the south end only to get systematically thrown out by the police then they'd wreck all the trains on the way home to Elizabeth!

[ozzie owl]

Swannsong didn't we go to the Man City v SA game with a few of the other Downs players?

[Jimbob]

What's the point in buying a ticket and watching them in a live game when I can just watch the match on TV?

[Le King]

3 Players that will not be coming are:

1. Giggs will be on holiday shagging his brothers wife again

2. Rooney will be shagging another prostitute on a craps table while his pregnant wife looks after Shrek Junior.. the last pro Shrek shagged was described as a "52-year-old PVC clad mother of seven (and grandmother to a further 16)."

3. While church going Evra married to his high school sweetheart, father of one, will stay in the UK so he can continue his regular visits to Poor Quality hotels in the early hours. Where he has been caught on CCTV with leggy blondes.

That's pretty poor, like somebody said, must of sounded funny in your head

The city is yours
The city is yours
20 thousand empty seats
Are u Fken sure!!!

[getyourheaddown]

No but this does:

Whats Black and Tan and looks good on a Manure fan?

A Doberman

[swannsong]

Swannsong didn't we go to the Man City v SA game with a few of the other Downs players?

Not sure, I went with my brothers and Allan Craig I think !

[ozzie owl]

Having Man U here in Oz is great promotion for the game here.