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Re: Ashes 2023

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Well done to both teams on the most thrilling of series.

Australia remains the more dominant team by retaining the Ashes while England becomes the 'moral' victor.

My key takeaways
  • Unless Warner has something over the ACB he should be dropped or be given the opportunity to walk.
  • Smith has at least one more Australian summer in him
  • Losing the GOAT was costly but beneficial in giving Murphy experience
  • Which current Aust batsmen are knocking on the door?
  • Australia's tactics were questionable at times but is Bazzball here to stay? Not sure it will work in Australia in scorching heat if the English roses are required to bowl twice as many overs than Australia.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 3:12 am Drawn series and it will now be at least 26 years since Australia win a series in England..

What an ending for Broad. A 6 off his last ball as a batsmen and a wicket with his last ball as a bowler.

Is that the last we see of Jimmy?
Is that the last we see of Warner?
Is that the last we see of Smith?
Jimmy will go around again I think to try get to 700 wickets - definitely last Ashes series though and the worst I’ve seen him bowl in a long time.
If Warner somehow gets picked again he’ll retire this summer but he should be walked.
Smith will retire this summer I reckon.

Cracking series and plenty of late nights were had.
Disappointed not to win the series - plenty of talking points though and we have to wait another 4 years to try and win over there.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Successful tour. Won world test championship and retained the ashes. Looking forward to the next 4 or 5 nil win here next time to keep in with the norm.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Warner has already indicated he will retire at the Sydney Test.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 3:09 am
Cooper wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 11:04 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 11:01 pm
Cooper wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:24 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 7:36 pm
N5 1BH wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 4:20 pm

shiraz me, you're not seriously trying to claim the great Ted Dexter as an italian are you ?
Aussies don't seem to get that place of birth pales into insignificance over parentage.
As you don't seem to get that your opinion does equate to facts.
It is a fact though.

Having an aussie parent automatically makes you australian. Being born in australia doesn't automatically make you australian.

Cooper wrong AGAIN.
Just the usual cause you say so it seems. Predictable
It's a fact I'm afraid. Care to prove me wrong?
Go right ahead and prove it, you made the claim you back it up or it's just another case of cause I said so by you.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:55 pm Lots of aussie whingeing today.

Ohh we don't like the ball the umpires chose.
Well, usually you do have to wait 80 overs before getting a new ball. ;-)
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Heard a little rumour that the POMS are still sooking......ignored repeated requests from the Aussies for a post-game drink but were ignored....
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Bomber wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 9:15 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:55 pm Lots of aussie whingeing today.

Ohh we don't like the ball the umpires chose.
Well, usually you do have to wait 80 overs before getting a new ball. ;-)
Strange how the aussies didn't seem to care when Cummins got the ball changed though.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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MegaBonus wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:10 am Heard a little rumour that the POMS are still sooking......ignored repeated requests from the Aussies for a post-game drink but were ignored....

:lol:

Whingeing about saying NO to a beer. Add it to a very long list.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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cabernet Form, if true.

Win lose draw or tie you should catch up with the opposition post game

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Re: Ashes 2023

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bloodypassit wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:48 am cabernet Form, if true.

Win lose draw or tie you should catch up with the opposition post game
Extremely poor form, goes to show what england are like as a team.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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Post by God is an Englishman » Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:11 pm
MegaBonus wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:40 am
Heard a little rumour that the POMS are still sooking......ignored repeated requests from the Aussies for a post-game drink but were ignored....
:lol:

Whingeing about saying NO to a beer. Add it to a very long list.
who are you assuming is doing the whinging???
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Maybe the groundsman was worried the Aussies would urinate on the wicket and said dont let them drink.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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by God is an Englishman » Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:09 pm

Strange how the aussies didn't seem to care when Cummins got the ball changed though.
typically self-righteous.....we all know that the issue wasn't simply because the ball was changed....


anyway...got a mate in Pakistan who told me that he just bought a new BMW....apparently a sure bet came through overnight...
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Re: Ashes 2023

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MegaBonus wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:26 pm
by God is an Englishman » Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:09 pm

Strange how the aussies didn't seem to care when Cummins got the ball changed though.
typically self-righteous.....we all know that the issue wasn't simply because the ball was changed....


anyway...got a mate in Pakistan who told me that he just bought a new BMW....apparently a sure bet came through overnight...
I'm not much of a cricket follower, but isn't the ball usually replaced by one of similar wear and tear? Pictures of the ones shown didn't seem anything alike. Low and behold, the ball behaved much differently once changed.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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^^^^^
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Re: Ashes 2023

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The weather was also very different.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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MegaBonus wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:08 pm
Post by God is an Englishman » Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:11 pm
MegaBonus wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:40 am
Heard a little rumour that the POMS are still sooking......ignored repeated requests from the Aussies for a post-game drink but were ignored....
:lol:

Whingeing about saying NO to a beer. Add it to a very long list.
who are you assuming is doing the whinging???
You are whingeing by saying they were sooking.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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MegaBonus wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:26 pm
by God is an Englishman » Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:09 pm

Strange how the aussies didn't seem to care when Cummins got the ball changed though.
typically self-righteous.....we all know that the issue wasn't simply because the ball was changed....


anyway...got a mate in Pakistan who told me that he just bought a new BMW....apparently a sure bet came through overnight...
Then why whinge about the ball being changed?



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Re: Ashes 2023

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^^^^^^^^^
Then why whinge about the ball being changed?

Im not.....


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You
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Re: Ashes 2023

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MegaBonus wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 2:48 pm ^^^^^^^^^
Then why whinge about the ball being changed?

Im not.....


What's your definition of self righteous?

You
You are


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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:39 am
Bomber wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 9:15 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:55 pm Lots of aussie whingeing today.

Ohh we don't like the ball the umpires chose.
Well, usually you do have to wait 80 overs before getting a new ball. ;-)
Strange how the aussies didn't seem to care when Cummins got the ball changed though.
Toooooo easy. :-)

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Re: Ashes 2023

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cooper wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 9:11 am
god is an englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 7:36 pm Having an Aussie parent automatically makes you Australian. Being born in Australia doesn't automatically make you Australian.

cooper wrong AGAIN.
Just the usual cause you say so it seems. Predictable
In this case he's correct.
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Re: Ashes 2023

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Bomber wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:14 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:39 am
Bomber wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 9:15 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:55 pm Lots of aussie whingeing today.

Ohh we don't like the ball the umpires chose.
Well, usually you do have to wait 80 overs before getting a new ball. ;-)
Strange how the aussies didn't seem to care when Cummins got the ball changed though.
Toooooo easy. :-)

Ashes trophy ours (still) & World Test Champions! :thumbup:
If that was just a wind up then well played. Hard to tell the difference between an aussie wind up whinge and the standard whinge this series.

Only one, we're double world champions. :grin:
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Re: Ashes 2023

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The Bourne Identity wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:18 pm
cooper wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 9:11 am
god is an englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 7:36 pm Having an Aussie parent automatically makes you Australian. Being born in Australia doesn't automatically make you Australian.

cooper wrong AGAIN.
Just the usual cause you say so it seems. Predictable
In this case he's correct.
Standard fare
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Re: Ashes 2023

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god is an englishman wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:19 pm Standard fare
Are you catching buses again? :P
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Re: Ashes 2023

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The Bourne Identity wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:18 pm
cooper wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 9:11 am
god is an englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 7:36 pm Having an Aussie parent automatically makes you Australian. Being born in Australia doesn't automatically make you Australian.

cooper wrong AGAIN.
Just the usual cause you say so it seems. Predictable
In this case he's correct.
Seems to struggle to prove it though it.

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Re: Ashes 2023

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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:19 pm
Bomber wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:14 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:39 am
Bomber wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 9:15 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:55 pm Lots of aussie whingeing today.

Ohh we don't like the ball the umpires chose.
Well, usually you do have to wait 80 overs before getting a new ball. ;-)
Strange how the aussies didn't seem to care when Cummins got the ball changed though.
Toooooo easy. :-)

Ashes trophy ours (still) & World Test Champions! :thumbup:
If that was just a wind up then well played. Hard to tell the difference between an aussie wind up whinge and the standard whinge this series.

Only one, we're double world champions. :grin:
There has been far more whingeing from the home side this series. Nice to see your lot celebrate "the way they played" whilst winning is actually secondary in their mindset.
Wanna beer?
Not now.
Maybe later......
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Re: Ashes 2023

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edited for accuracy
Wanna beer?
Not now.
Maybe later
After we have sooked a little more and come up with a reason......
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Re: Ashes 2023

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There is literally nothing the Aussies won’t complain about and the hilarious part is they don’t even realise it

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